>>122003Russian Army. And it’s not I joining her, it’s she taking me. Mandatory military service - 1 year. In November, tens of thousands of guys from 18 to 27 years old will pack their bags and go wherever their homeland orders. I and a few dozen assholes will be sent to some military unit somewhere in the ass of Russia, where we will live for a year according to the army’s charter, without drinking, women and free access to any kind of communication. They will not send us to Syria or anywhere else, they will simply lock us up and beat us for every extra word, as in “Fullmetal Jacket”. And in a couple of months we will begin to beat each other, from anger and powerlessness. And if too many assholes initially get into our unit, they will decide that they are the main ones, and everything will be even worse.
In short, I just wanted a little porn before the whole year somewhere in the taiga, and I get - nihuya.