I have no idea what this is supposed to be about

>>34740 It's about some schizo poster named "Kisame17" he always floods threads with his schizoid walls of text always naming himself in everypost.

Idk, he kept shitting up /d/ hyper preg threads since lockdown until everyone stopped bothering making threads on the regular, now he started spilling onto other chans as well apparently Basically a porn addicted black dude from NYC that is unironically schizoid. Like, Terry Davis with none of the genius schizoid.

>>34744 >Inb4 comes here and starts flooding the thread

>>34741 >>34744 Are you guys on drugs? Nobody cares for Twitter Nazis

Mods don't care cause you smartasses don't work. You flap your gums too much

>>34758 It's two-fold. We can't ban him because VPNs are able to bypass bans, and hopping on and off mobile networks has the same effect. In addition, we're not at your beck and call to clean up everything remotely schizophrenic because that would be a full-time job on this website. Least of all on /gen/. Simply put, mod tools have been outpaced by accessible tech. But you get what you pay for on a chan board.

>>34759 >All this bitching on a Saturday morning. None of you Hi IQ posters are engaging enough to warrant a response. You're not thinking outside the box and you're delusional. Even us Schizos think your Malthusian rambling is lunacy

I look I don't know what's going on either as I just went for a haircut. My speciality is making economical cartoons and not lavish Disney productions the preg community, breast expansion community wants. Even 8muses admits thaf artists aren't taking risks and need a manager to give fans what they want. I am enjoying the lovely fall weather.

>>34768 can you like do a voice clip on vocaroo or show your art to prove that you are somewhat normal?

>>34760 Hi Kisame

>>34772 I'm heading to work, anon. I am busy trying to get a pickup in mint condition. My mom wants me pay$6000 for a car even though I want to put down $2000 on a Toyota.

>>34773 Most of us are relaxing on a fall's day.

>>34780 >Work Fake and gay

>>34795 I just came home from my day job. I don't know what's pregchan's problem.

>>34813 You

>>34827 I doubt it as I just ate fries, ribs, the coleslaw, and mountain dew at Applebees. Currently debating whether I should start cooking at home as these $19-21 meals aren't filling.

>>34839 >> Currently debating whether I should start cooking at home as these $19-21 meals aren't filling. That was the first thing that I cut since shrinkflation started. It's better if you plan ahead for the whole week so you're not bumming around Thursday night trying to find something to eat. I'm even starting to make my own jerky and can my own vegtables. Was debating on going full homestead and getting some chickens, but I don't eat enough eggs to justify them.

>>34842 I plan on focusing on cooking this fall. It means it will take extra time away from the internet since I have to find a place that sells good meets. At my day job, we keep getting migrants who fled McDonald's.

>>34844 I meant meat. It's gonna take me 4 hours now to shop at my leisure since buses are slow.

>>34839 >>34842 >>34844 >>34846 Samefag on the next level

>>34850 We're dealing with shrinkflation in the states anon. I ate $18-24 on food and I was still hungry. Only Domino's is worth the price. IIRC, Boston Market went out of business cause they used the Costco chicken. I am still negotiating on getting a pickup for grocery shopping and commuting to the city.

Because he’s a mod

>>34853 >Me being a mod I am not a mod. I am a clown

Ilikapie already crossed the Rubicon impersonating Kisame17. Now he's Kisame17 while I am off the grid. The preg community is going to learn to love being an indentured servant for Elon Musk and Massa Biden.

>>34855 indeed you are

>>34890 Shut the fuck up school shooter twat

>>34890 >>34891 >>34889 See, why bother when my haters have dementia?

To answer your question, millennials are cutting the cord on television and Internet as we don't want linear choices or entertainment. This means I am free to do as I please in the real world.

>>34739 >conservatives like me Isn't he black? That's some false flagging shit

>>34946 You're honestly more annoying than kisame. Also, that's racist.

>>34948 I don't care and I don't care.

>>34946 I live in Trump country and they all hate Pence, Christie, Desantis, and Tim Scott. There's a perception among Zeldin supporters that the GOP have been scamming their voters in down ballot races to fund Washington lobbyists. Liberals almost lost NY because some hick consultant from Colorado told the governor to focus on abortion, an issue none of us care about since millennials are non-linear thinkers by nature. There's been finger pointing and it's Pelosi and Adams blaming Hochul while the governor and the ex governor blame Biden for not having a decent plan. Biden himself blames progressives for treating him like a kid despite the fact that Scranton Joe beat Trump and saved the party in 2022 midterms. I am convinced that silencing Trump did more harm than good. He's not on television and is intent on not doing debates. I can confirm that black rappers like and support Trump because he went thru the legal system just like them. Black Supremacists like Trump because he never owned slaves. It's white supremacists like Blood Tribe, Patriot Front, or whatever these Hell Angels ex Marines wannabes living off I-95 call themselves who hate Trump while supporting Biden and Zelensky. I am convinced Elon Musk is pathetic going after the ADL cause he lost profits.

>>34948 I have been laughing at the preg community's slow demise cause they refuse to confront racism. I still own the rights to my OCs and there's nothing they can do about.

>>34949 Sure you don't. Your insecurity shines through your various essay posts.

>>34952 It's why I don't make more Li Li. I am trying to wrap my head around how we go from Rocky-Rambo to people with anxiety attacks killing each other.

>>34952 Wtf are you talking about? Essay posts? My average word count in every post on this entire board is like 6.

>>34950 Cool but that literally has no relation to my post. Cue another discordant reply

>>34962 Nvm I didn't actually read your post. I just assumed it was psycho babble. Now that I have, OK thats sufficient and I understand. Do you wear the maga hat? Also are you ex military? That's a theme. Do you have a white wife and you're ex military? That's a super strong theme.

>>34961 sry old man but it's 2023 and we have so many infinite scroll dopamine mines that anything beyond one word and three emojis is effortposting territory

>>34963 No. I am Latino from the Caribbean. Latinos love Trump because Biden and Obama act too much like preppie rich kids.

>>34977 Incredible how your takes are so perfectly wrong. You've obviously never met a preppie rich kid because Obama and Biden are nothing like them. Meanwhile Trump is the personification: born rich, private schools, wears polo shirts, khakis and baggy suits, loves talking about his (really his dad's) money and plays golf obsessively. The actual answer: Latinos are moving toward Trump because they hate immigrants — at least anyone who came here after they did. They're embarassed to be lumped in with illegal immigrants from Mexico and Central America and going MAGA is an instant signifier they're "not one of them." Oh and by "Latino from the Carribean" he means Dominican, and dark as Starbucks cold brew because the light-skinned ones stay there and enjoy their privilege. But Dominicans would rather you accuse them of pedophila than lump them in with American blacks.

>>34952 You know there's more than one Irish person on this board, right? You have him confused with me. I am the dude who sometimes writes pretty long posts

>>34978 I am pretty sure that you have me confused with Chicanos, most of whom are Americans born in California, Texas, and Arizona. Also, Obama and Biden are the personification of rich kids. Biden's grandad was an oil exec and his dad was a car salesman. Obama is a Harvard law professor and went to private school. Trump doesn't qualify as rich kid cause he went to Fordham and Penn State. I've worked for elite schools and the preppies hate Bill Barr, Bushes for invading other countries while turning a blind eye to injustice. Even as we speak, the progressives are hated for demanding that the dead give up their million dollar homes to fund the arts despite budgets being in the deficit thanks to COVID-19 and immigrants in Manhattan hotels. Trump is only as rich as the private bus line execs who used to rule NYC before Bloomberg federalize mass transit. All the rich live in the Hamptons where they're annoyed by Disney heiress and other actors, journalists, and politicians. Trump is liked more by the mob.

>>34982 Democrats are just mad that Trump formed a cult of personality the same way Malcolm X thru the Nation of Islam. The more I learn about MLK Jr. it becomes apparent that he was a mediocre man who happened to be black middle class. It's like how Al Sharpton was a mob informant who got lucky. I've stated that conservatives are hated for complaining about liberal arts colleges while going to college towns in New Hampshire to lecture conservatives on being Tea Party instead of Whigs.

>>34986 “[rich because] his dad was a car salesman” Wtf, really??? Lol Trump went to Penn - The University of Pennsylvania, an Ivy, not Penn State. I’m not lumping you in with Chicanos. I’ve lived in metro NYC all my life, and Puerto Ricans and Dominicans are openly, extravagantly racist. Ask them about blacks, Asians, Jews, etc and you’ll get a fucking manifesto.

>>34995 I doubt it since Trump has a low IQ on the grounds of getting kicked out of school at 13 for fighting the teacher and shipped off to military school. None of that correlates to insufferable teen genius like Ben Shapiro. Trump has talent and can leverage it the same way Hitler, the Kim family, House of Saud can. Biden and his son seems to have the wealthy arrogance that befalls rich families. These gossip books put Biden's dismal ratings mostly on his own ego and overestimating his own skills in foreign policy, domestic policy, and empathy. Idiots like Milton Friedman can trip up geniuses like Michael Moore with mere questions and words, out skilling any prep school Catholic with ease. It's the same reason poor Elon Musk is destroying Twitter: he cannot leverage any talent out of his ego. Even the average Klansman like David Duke can outsmart Tucker Carlson. Biden is merely the peter principle in action

>>34978 >>34995 For the love of G-d, please stop responding to Kisame as if he is a serious poster.

>>35012 None of you serious anons are interesting. Go whine elsewhere

>>35012 What next? You going to write a Myspace journal about how Kisame denied you a fat gf?

>>35012 This is a good containment board. He's schizo, not really a troll, so it's not like he's gonna stop if we ignore him. If you gave him a wooden keyboard and a broken tube TV for a screen he'd still type out nonsense like he was in a South Pacific cargo cult.

>>35021 I dunno anon. Us cultists don't watch television and focus more time on working. Biden's approval ratings are tanking cause he can't paint himself as the sane man if there's no Amish from Lancaster, Mormon from from Upstate, or Kisame from downstate to stand next to. Adams is already going bonkers cause yokels from Latin America are ruining his coitus and whine sipping events in Manhattan by demanding jobs. Is Adams going to help down on their luck Americans get a jobs instead of being a pants suit wearing pansy?

>>35021 DeviantArt is removing artwork that depicts sexual fetishes of characters from their site. I dunno. I just don't see myself as a porn creator. I liked Annie from Pulse because she was a comic geek, or Missing Materia Tifa and Rikku cause they were dorks. I even like Oscillon's Valerie cause she has a sense of humor. I rolled my eyes when Cartoon Network stated Teen Titan 2003 was 18, presumably because Zaslav wants that goth girl college titcow. It's like Tiny Toons coming back. Just like Alvin and the Chipmunks, Tiny Toons is so 80s it hurts. I am convinced that DeviantArt and WB really wants the Fanfiction.net and Chris Chan audience cause they're tired of liberal Jewish women. It doesn't help that DC Comics hires Ed Benes and the guy who does all the Breast Expansion comics on BEArchive to do Superman books.

>>35021 I mean if he just shits but /gen/ and avoids /d/... I'd be down!

>>35053 I am busy trying make my own breast expansion characters. I am not interested in pregnancy cause all the requests I get are for Kari.

>>35053 IIRC, Zoomers want Miss Mars by SaburoX. They're not interested in /d/ because it's for fake geeks

>>35057 More like fake greeks... that board is crawling with macedonians

>>35060 I don't know what you mean. I am going back to a more comedic tone as opposed to the drama that plagues expansion

>>35061 I disagree, fight the Slav for the liberation of Hellas

>>35062 I don't know what you mean. Elon Musk sabotaged Ukraine to stop Russia from starting nuclear war. Trump just sitting and watching television seems so reasonable.

>>34995 The GOP aren't a thing. Loeffer, Graham and Purdue just got indicted. I thought Kemp threw them under the bus.

i like fat women

>>35089 based high T king

>>35089 Nobody wants to draw Batman getting beaten by a fat woman henchmen.

>>35102 So wrong

>>35125 Like I said. Nobody wants to draw Batman losing to a fat guy in a suit. It's just like Pops from Johnny Bravo, fat men made a comeback because they can appear fatherly and stern without coming off as a Ray Romano manchild

>>35127 Pops was more of a power bottom, it’s a big part of why he got away with being mid fat and have a strong personality. Same as big Ed’s and DD

>>35128 Look I may be schizo, but even I think you're cringe.

Even Totally Spies is hiring non union VAs to do the new season.

>>35165 The arts have been underfunded since the seventies. Conservatives hate the arts despite Stars and Stripes being an art program. I take it conservatives are too fat for the Merchant Navy at Kings Point so they make up by acting like super patriot.

>>35170 I don't speak retard.

>>35194 I don't speak incel. What's a matter your fat wife wants to go to Lululemon?

Who takes Kisame as a fucking serious poster? seriously, can you take the faggot who made pic related seriously?

>>35602 I am the real Kisame17 and I cannot take you seriously thanks to the Shilajit advantage I am taking. You just want to be a pathetic degenerate who parrots alt-right talking points. Mods don't care cause you take the idea too seriously.

>>35602 Let us all laugh at the loser Canadian digging up Instagram because his fat Montreal woman dumped him for talking about Kisame17 in the middle of a date. What next? You going to tell me you listen to Joe Rogan?

>>35603 >>35604 You can't stand the fact that he just found you on instagram don't you?

>>35605 And he's got like 7 followers Christ what a loser

>>35605 >>35607 I am asleep now. The Shilajit doesn't change my opinion. It makes me focused on my day job. Are you tiny dicked Europeans mad that Americans like me have a life outside the internet?

>>35605 >>35607 I bothered to check on my old fetish art clients. Shydude, NS4U, and Marrazan's accounts got hacked and deleted by Discord-DeviantArt. So much for those million page views. Then again we all know white supremacists are too retarded to install antivirus software. You couldn't code your way out of malware even if you tried. I haven't been exposed or caught, I moved on like everyone else. You should try it too sometime, incel

>>35608 >>35609 Potato man discovers he is stupid, wow Kisame, you really live on by your own schizoid reputation

BBWchan in a nutshell > Goes on the internet to admit fat fetish > Acts like a gay man by getting overstimulated on pornography > Writes gossip about mundane garbage > Gets called out by the autistics on the fact they're being turbo >Bbwchan writes haiku about Kisame17 > BBWCHAN Commits hara-kiri for Only fans model >Feds don't want any of this fag crap cause their military is already gay enough and users in BBWCHAN has the personality of Chris Chan >Libs think BBWchan is a lost cause cause it's users don't know 2+2= check your privilege >The literal who called Kisame is too busy being a normie to care for the site's tween drama

>>35611 I don't think you know what that word even means. You're just one of those neophytes who want to sound smart but come across as dumb.

>>35613 You just defined the meaning of "potato"

>>35615 Again, you don't know what that even means. You're just an old man

Lest BBwchan and /d/ forgets, I am the woodpecker of the preg community.

>>35612 >kisame tries greentexting

>>35624 EEK

>>35623 I am trained to be an artist. BBWchan to me just one of those fat guys who ramble about the buses and trains everytime the MTA shutdown service to perform maintenance. We all know fat people hate Gilligs, you're not Moses

>>35602 >>35624 >>35627 >https://www.instagram.com/p/CBQzX8nH8sA/ Is this his balls?

>>35628 >>35627 Again, I am a trained artists and just edited these goofy pics with my cell. Not my fault Europeans are some serf who thinks technology is magic. What you going to do? Commit Harakiri?

I dress and live like a slob outside of the internet. Everyone does in the island. We're nothing but shirtless fat guys jogging, guys in wife beaters and shorts with clogs, or big hairy guys wearing shorts during the Snow.

Go easy on them mods. Ilikapie is confusing me for his coon of a wife and still mad his art career tanked harder than Aaron Rodgers stint in the Jets or the Giants last night when up against the Cowboys. I am sure Ilikapie is stuck in Florida deep throating Chick-fil-A while Ron the ass backwards dictator got destroyed by I-95 fat tailgators

>>35632 For the record I think you're pretty funny. But you NEED to go see Dr. Soystein and take your meds.

>>35630 >in the island Now I know you're not an actual Long Islander. You live ON the island. Not IN it. You wanna live IN the island? Start fucking digging.

>>35635 I am already on Shilajit advantage and it doesn't change my opinion. It's just inhibits my brain, which means that anything I make will be much more slower. I am already cooking slowly and giving roughly 20-40 minutes on any orders I cook, or 7 minutes late taking bus to subway.

>>35636 I think that's useless trivia unless you're outing yourself as a South Shore resident

>>35636 Still mad that Trump supporters with their Glocks and Chevrolet Suburbans are gonna gun you down?

>>35629 >Again, I am a trained artists and just edited these goofy pics with my cell. Not my fault Europeans are some serf who thinks technology is magic. What you going to do? Commit Harakiri?

>>35637 >shieeeeeelajit advantage

>>35643 >>35644 I am still not sure what you anons are after. IIRC, Cross Crescent owns the copyright to Li Li the gravid ninja. Go bug him for more pictures. I am working on goths since it's fall which means pumpkin pie season.

I get it, BBWchan wants to commit school shootings cause it wasn't popular in high school and Europe wants to use yuropoors as penal battalions against Putin's cannon fodder to save it money on gas. Still have no empathy for the wagies. You elected to be an indentured servant for the Dems and you're going to like owning nothing, be happy. Get back to picking cotton!

Reading this thread is like trying to decipher the internal monologue of several people having a stroke at the same time. Any time the word "kisame" gets brought up in a thread this is what happens. Sometimes even without it.

>>35647 I dunno what's going on either as I went shopping for groceries. I am using my schizo powers to decipher how I spent $12 pizza, $39 on groceries, $15 on breakfast. Trump is right that Biden is making everything expensive.

Gnarly Otaku thought I was being Howard Stern or influenced by him and Tom Green, despite both being indicative of boomer mentality and me being a young millennial. A lot of center-left people I know hate their MTV progressives and accomplice, indie-hipster theater nerds cause they're throwing the eggs all away. It's why Trump signs are at every carwash, steakhouse, buffet stand on the Island. Most blame lie solely at Biden for letting corporations and activists destroy the diner scene.

Have fun wrestling with the flying spaghetti monster you dreamt up called Kisame17 cause I am getting ready for the next day and playing video games.

>>35648 Sure, dude, whatever you say

>>35662 The Shilajit changed the way I think and now have to utilize normality to my fullest advantage. It also means being fully fiscal conservative

>>35624 >>35627 >>35643 :)

>>35671 Is BBWchan still in Elliot Rodgers mode cause mochii break it's heart?

>>35624 Pics of him smiling is like a skinwalker in human costume. Jesus fuck

>>35689 Americans do goofy pics all the time in the suburbs. We don't live in Europe where cinematography is considered magic, as backwards peasant.

>>35689 He is the black soyboy

>>35689 It's so unnerving, I bet his parents are uncomfortable around him. Someone should tell them where he's been wasting his free time.

>>35695 I am on Shilajit and boosting my financial situation. Not my fault Americans need a parental advisory sticker to use the internet. I am a 90s kid. What's a matter squirt? Still mad you sold out to the man? >>35694 I was the kid who listen to Limp Bizkit, My Chemical Romance, Soundgarden, Avenge Sevenfold instead of Gangsta Rap

>>35697 What a hack. Dude didn’t even mention Disney

>>35700 I think anons on BBWchan are just posers or that kid who said he was in the military to sound tough. That's why all these pasty face parochial school rejects at tough instead of admitting they were molested by a priest

>>35699 >Shilajit Weird way to spell Abilify

>>35628 wtf

>>35704 >>35703 I honestly think BBwchan must be autistic since they obsess over internet culture

>>35700 Us Black Trump supporters are betraying Desantis and Gaetz while backing Trump. Most pastors I know in Florida hate Desantis guts for cutting the education system and AP courses.

>>35714 “We” black trump supporters, Tom. If you’re gonna suck WP dick you should learn white grammar.

>>35697 I'm convinced that there's no such thing as this Kisame guy and it's just people playing into an ongoing bit, it's just too consistently obtuse to be an actual guy who thinks he's communicating directly with anyone in a way that makes sense.

>>35716 Still cranky you have to pay off those student loans plus 4% interest, coon?

>>35719 I am convinced that the left is tired of their literature and liberal arts majors wasting the degree being theater nerds instead of writing pro-Biden stories. There's a perception that the left talk and act as if they're young.

>>35719 You're fucking retarded. He displays typical schizoid behaviour. Did you choose to ignore his instagram?

>>35719 Logical people on Long Island hate techies like Elon Musk cause he keeps destroying wooded areas to build office parks and Tesla factories in the middle of the woods. All these logical people are just copying the Donald and Billy Joel

>>35722 >Checking Instagram Just say your turbo gay and hang out on Grindr Anon.

>>35722 I did not go to his instagram because I don't care enough about this one particular guy to bother verifying whether it actually has any connection to the insane schizoposting nonsense on this board or not. I've seen plenty of schizoposting that wasn't from Kisame and it all reads the same to my mind, like I'm having a fucking brain aneurysm, so why would I want to subject myself to an instagram account full of that shit?

>>35727 I have no real connection to the internet. Sounds like the preg community got high on its own conspiracy theories, self dealing

>>35727 Then don't share your stupid fucking theory. >I'm convinced that there's no such thing as this Kisame guy and it's just people playing into an ongoing bit >I don't care enough about this one particular guy to bother verifying whether it actually has any connection to the insane schizoposting nonsense on this board or no >I've seen plenty of schizoposting that wasn't from Kisame These are all contradictions. >I'm having a fucking brain aneurysm You're just retarded.

>>35729 See, schizophrenia. Guy is clearly Kisame

>>35727 I think Zoomers got too hooked on that multiverse fad all the successful artists are doing. It's not reasonable like Marvel v Capcom, it's that autism born from Super Smash Bros and tourneys

>>35722 The church that I go to and my cousin already have a low opinion of the internet as a place for pornography. I doubt Pentecostals are going to listen to your completely off the rails rant about Kisame since similar conspiracy nuts are derided as lowly actors, whether they be Steve Bannon or the Mooch.

>>35735 I would also like to add that the church think BBWchan is part of the agenda bringing Satanism to school and trying to groom kids with trooning. Lol, at BBWchan think they can fool Trump cultists and MAGA with their gotcha journalism

I can just tell the Bloods, MS-13, and the Hells Angels that it was Barclay who hacked into their IP. I can't be held accountable if BBWchan get shot in a drive by

Let us all laugh at 4chan and how hard hyperpreg has fallen to the alt-right. You wanted to be an indentured servant for Musk and you're going to like owning nothing and being happy like the good lumpenproletariat you are

See, that's how pathetic the alt-right is. A toddler who needs mods to clean it's mess up. Can't catch me cause I use VPN

>>35743 I neglected to tell 4chan that I live in bumfuck nowhere by the navy base. A location known for not having wireless internet

>>35729 Okay dude, fucking whatever

I honestly give the Alt right wing of hyperpreg 2 months before artists go thru a messy divorce over obsessing about Kisame

>>35754 Ignore them anon. People who blab about Kisame aren't logical.

>>35756 Good samefag Kisame Ilikapie doesn't love you

Is this his containment thread now? would be nice if true. i've never gotten any insight from his posts, its just noise like the local homeless guy who has to say something when people walk past him. [spoiler]Kisame here, homeless people in NYC are Desantis votes blah blah.. [/spoiler]

>>35817 >>35818 I dunno. The both of you sound like the homeless who hang around the Sixth Avenue Subway with your conspiracy about Kisame17

>>35818 I hate to be a logical person Germanbro, but expansion artists like SaburoX and Satsumalord are hated for being terrible artists. Expansion art was bad in the past because it's a collection of morphs and comics with decent panelling. Weight gain and it's cohorts are unpopular in America because it abandoned the comic book feel for manga and anime, which means exposition and drama that moves the plot at the glacial pace. Artists argue that the slow pace and opaque wording is necessary, but they're just copying bad science fiction like Star Trek and Star Wars even though Americans are tired of it. Artists are like Dobson and Ben Shapiro in that they blame the industry for going fat, bald, and middle aged. I have been telling them that people don't watch cartoons. My nephew is 2 and he watches Trolls on Netflix and Cocomelon. He doesn't know who Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny are. The fat right doesn't want gay in their cartoons like Paw Patrol and it's unknown who Harley Quinn is even aimed at. Artists have been LARPing as Walt Disney in America even though they're not popular. Just like Andrew Dobson, people like SlickPen's, DocGyara are ignored at these Midwestern Anime Conventions like Anime Matsuri, SizeCon, MAGfest cause they're attention seeking faggot. Keep in my furries get paid $600 to work on Nickelodeon and Hulu while fetish artists can't get their art to get on Disney cause they want to be offensive.

>>35818 Is this his containment thread now? he says 140+ posts deep in the thread

>>35826 I dunno anon. I don't think you're logical if you're quoting Seinfeld. What next? You're going to quote Everybody Loves Raymond?

>>35827 There is no containment. BBWchan is the laughing stock cause they're insufferable TV genius who don't read books. This is why parents are moving to the suburbs so you miserable shibboleths don't LARP as MC comedy show.