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Gaining on a Tight Budget Anonymous 06/27/2018 (Wed) 02:00:07 No. 4625
Have a friend who's bordering 300lbs and wants to get fatter but has practically gone broke after having surgery for a torn ACL.

So I figured now's a better time than ever to ask what the best, cheap methods of gaining are. Surely there are some experts on here that know how to turn a dollar into a thousand calories, right?
Frozen convenience food is usually cheap
>>4634
If you can get value packs, they're pretty good deals.
Cheapest gaining foods are whole milk, oats, peanut butter, canola oil, bananas, rice, bread, beans, and pasta.
1 quart of heavy cream = 3500 calories. 3 dollars at Walmart. You're probably going to want to get something that makes it taste better, though.

I once bought a girl a gallon of heavy cream. She said it tasted awful, but she also gained 5 pounds in a weekend. It's some wild stuff dude
>>4797
Add a couple of eggs, sugar, and vanilla. Boom! You got yourself ingredients for homemade ice cream on a budget (you might have to settle for imitation vanilla flavoring since the real stuff costs an arm and a leg per ounce, but it tastes better than chugging straight cream).

If you don't want to go through the trouble of using an ice cream maker, just chill it and later add some milk: homemade vanilla milkshakes!
Bullshit (but delicious) Fettuccine alfredo: 1 lb fettuccine, 1 pt heavy cream (+ half and half as nec. to thin out sauce), 1 stick butter, LOTS of salt and parmesan. That's cheap food to get fat on.
jesus christ. 1 pound heavy cream, 1 stick of butter, one defibrillator. you know you can get fat without just drinking melted down crisco until you start to see spots right people ? wtf.
eat right before bed and you'll get fat. just by dirt cheap processed food from dollar/discount stores. plenty of pizza chains have online deals for large pizzas under $10.

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