Pretty much the whole dialogue from the Frog and the Ox cartoon on a super-old Sesame Street episode of all things
"You think you're pretty big, don't you? Hmph! Well, I bet I can be bigger than you! In fact, you're nothing compared to how big I can be. Just look at this!"
*puff*
"I'm great!"
*puff*
"Look! Can you see me?"
*puff*
"Can you believe it?"
*puff*
"I'll be bigger than you!"
*puff*
"Bigger than a tree!"
*puff*
"Bigger than a mountain!"
*puff*
"Bigger than the woooorld!"
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